Life is Good... Life is so Good

This may well be one of the last times I get to blog about local wrestling for a little while, so I think I better make it good. Speaking of good, nothing has been better for me than life. In the last 2.5 months, I've had maybe a combined total of 2 bad days. It's been amazing. But enough about that. Rapid fire, I wanted to make some observations I've noticed about local wrestling.

Granted, I don't listen to 92.9 EVER, but Bushleaguer Martin sure has been quiet since last weeks initial attack on my blog. You know, the attack where the only thing he could do to deflect very good points and questions about his version of a tribute/benefit show, was to bring up a lawsuit against me that was pretty much unrelated to his failed efforts in life. While it's now one week after the show, and still no type of announcement as to what the event generated. I do know that Marty GoldBoroFleckSteinditsky has been calling an actual wrestling promoter (something he will never be mistaken for being) and canvasing for a late donation for the event. I guess the initial numbers are so reflective of failure that now he will guilt whoever he can to try and bump up his and Condello's dismal results. He was even seen on the corner of Logan and McPhillips with a tin can and a sign that said "donate to Kerry Brown (and in very very small print that you could barely read) and Marty Gold".

A quick observation about PCW's website. It seems to be way more about webmaster a notorious tough guy, Jay Walker and much less about the brand itself. I mean he blogs about Scotty Justice and Antonio Scorpio Jr. Then he writes an editorial about the Industry as a whole. In it he criticizes Hulk Hogan and Kurt Angle, two men he'd swallow a load from if they ever gave him the time of day to ask. Young Mr. Walker needs to get his priorities straight, if the concept of the PCW website is to promote the brand, perhaps, and maybe I'm stretching here, he should make it a lot less about himself. Nobody finds you to be an entertaining figure anyway... well unless you're running away from an angry drunk Sanchez brother with your pants full of dump.

Congratulations to my good friend Danny Duggan. He runs CWE, and he was able to secure Desmond Wolf for his next show. Who is that you ask? I said Desmond Wolf... That's right, for the first time ever, a guy leaves an "Indy" for a "Big League" and people actually care less about him, and fewer people know who he is. Apparently his debut in TNA has been so effective, CWE isn't even advertising him as Des Wolf, but instead will be billing him as Nigel McGuinness. I've heard that CWE is launching a brand new website that should be live any day now. Does that really matter? They are already drawing double to triple what any other local outfit can draw.

Shawn "Northstar" Reid is one of my favorite people in the wrestling business ever. He's the 2009 version of Darren Metselaar, aka Steve Stryker. If you want anything kept secret, don't tell this large gentleman. A couple of weeks back he let the cat out of the bag that his home promotion Ringmasters Entertainment was forced to cancel a show because believe it or not, not one single fan showed up to buy a ticket. I say that show should have been forced to go on anyway, to teach the promoters a lesson. This past Saturday, Reid was nice enough to stooge off the company once again, saying that there is a mis-management within the company, and if they want to get things straight, he thinks they should make him (a rookie wrestler with less than 4 matches experience) the booker. I agree totally.

Did I mention the name Condello? I wonder if Ultimate Cage Wars will return anytime soon? Maybe he can again hire his boy Bushleaguer Martin to really do a stellar job in producing such an event? Ya, there's a recipe for success, Marty GoldBoroFleckSteinditsky going around telling trained tough guys "well do you want a typical MMA bullshit production, or do you want a Hollywood production?" Or "Kid, when we were running the Junkyard, for Rough House Rasslin and we were producing a television pilot, we knew what we were doing, not like you guys (condescending emphasis added) who don't know how to create a story in that cage." That's an ass kicking I'd pay oh about $2025.00 in Court judgment fees to see. Poor Martin, just a scummy stoogy unsuccessful jackass.

Question about the Kerry Brown tribute show... Why in the hell did Andrew not raise a stink about Royce and Ozz losing to Chi Chi Cruz in a best two out of three falls handicap match? I'd like to think if I had a two on one advantage and three chances to do it, I'd be on the winning end of a physical conflict. That's one of the stiffest job outs in recent memory.

So to summarize "When's it going to end you piece of shit? I'm tired of this burn the oil field mentality that's killing our business."