Anonymous Poster?

Hahahahaha. I've been laughing even more than usual the last couple of weeks. But especially at the amount of anonymous posts made on my blogs. Something you should know, disliking me has become the coolest thing in town right now. I'm playing the part of "heel" in a promoters war between myself, and a guy who is lucky to be referred to as a "promoter" Andrew Shallcross. He's lucky because he's actually lazy, and has made many comments that seem to suggest he doesn't believe it's his job to promote his product. Imagine you the reader opened a business, oh lets say a popcorn stand. You're going to sell 5 different varieties of popcorn. But lets say you are lazy, and only like buttering the popcorn. When on 3 customers come through your door and your business fails, will you be wise enough to reflect on the failure, and realize had you marketed and promoted your popcorn instead of buttering your popcorn, people maybe would have bought your popcorn? It's similar in the world of local wrestling, where if you don't promote your wrestlers and their matches, people tend not to buy your tickets. Instead of promoting his wrestlers he's too busy sitting at home and reading my blog.

And what does he do when he reads my blog? He posts as many anonymous comments as he can. How do I know this? Well one, I get notifications on my blackberry every time someone leaves a comment. And when I get 4 or 5 in the span of an hour or two, and then nothing in the next 15 hours, I can usually determine that one person is at their computer reading and commenting on my blog. It seems really unlikely that 4 or 5 haters all write something similar in the span of an hour and then nothing for the next day or so. Idiot, if you're going to post anonymously, do it a little bit more sporadically, and maybe you will throw me off a little. And the other part that might act as a tip to me that it's all very sad person, is this fact. Right now it's really cool to not like Mike Davidson. So if 19 people were going to post about what an asshole I was, at least 10 out of those 19 would have no problem leaving a) their real name and in some cases b) their e-mail address so people could send them a note to tell him how clever their post was.

In all of local there is one wrestler of Hispanic descent. His name is La Sombra. He's great for getting the word out to all of his Latin brothers to come to the shows. But in all of my days in local wrestling there has been very few Latin fans who care enough to leave comments on blogs. One guy, Jesus Ramirez, is either an idiot, or has someone with nearly the exact same name, Jesus Remerez. I think it's one guy posting who's an idiot personally. I doubt two guys with such a similar name care that much about my blog.

Andrew, I'm sorry you are a bonafide idiot. But please, spend some time doing something productive, oh I don't know... Promoting wrestling. Raking your lawn, then maybe cutting your grass. How about, figuring out how to get some more wrestlers on your show. Oh and maybe instead of buttering the popcorn, learn how to let all those popcorn lovers out there, and there are many, know about how you butter it.

Just a thought.